Recent studies show that deseaced mack daddy of soul music Barry White can raise the hormone levels of animals just by the smooth sensual sounds his voice. In a recent experiment to help increase the population of the almost exstinced Atlantic Stone Walrus a varity of differant music was played to the animals to see if there reactions would change, many of the animals shown differant effects but the low key, deep bass voice of Mr.White was the most successful and sent Walrus hormone levels through the roof.

Professor David Jameson of the Utah Animal Research Clinic said.
"After 30 minutes of listening to Barry White's - All time Greatest Hits the Atlantic Stone Walrus shown a mighty increase in sexual behaviour, from whats known to be one of the most layed back animals on the planet began to act like a sex craved teenager, I've never seen anything quite like it, it was very unusual".

Music TestEach Room was exactley the same, containing a prime alpha male and an adult female the music was played at the same level throughout the Research labs. Although the tests was success, some of the other music played to the Atlantic Stone Walrus did seem to have other effects as follows are the Music played and the Walrus reactions.

Kylie Minogue - Pop
An outstanding increase in noise, the male Walrus began to create a loud growling noise, usually a postive mating call but no attraction.

Eminem - Rap/Hip-Hop
Another slight increase in noise but still not sexual activity.

Westlife - Depressing Garbage Love Songs
After 5 minutes of listening to Westlife the Walrus began to slightly shake there heads. But approxamitly after 6 minutes and 35 seconds the Atlantic Stone Walrus started to show suicidal tendancies and began to collide heads as bitter attempt to end there lifes.

Barry White - Soul
A extremley large increase in noise and positive increase in sexual behaviour, after 30minutes the Walrus began to mate.

Linkin Park - Crap Rock
Somehow thoughtout this racket the Walrus managed to fall asleep or maybe they was faking it just so the researches would switch it off.

After the sounds of Barry White's - All Time Greatest Hits proved successful in one room, the tracks was played in each of the other research labs and again was a great achievement. After the Music Test Utah's Animal Research Clinic now has a positive 5 pregnant females.

Previous TestBefore involving music to raise the Walrus hormone levels many tests was tried experaments from narcotics to pillow talk but the results still ended in failure. As shown below are some of the previous tests that was unsuccessful to help rebuild the population of Atlantic Stone Walrus.

Opperation Talk Dirty
The 1st test involved Professor Keith McDermot of the Atlantic Stone Walrus Sanctury being inside a mating booth with a prime male and female. While touching the Walrus and incouraging them to mate professor McDermot yeld obscene sentances like "Come on I know you want it" , "Oh, yeah you love that don't you" and "You want it harder bitch?". Opperation Talk Dirty was labled as a failure by are researches and was banned by some US laws (How was we supposed to know it illegal in 7 states of the USA to call a Almost Extincted Walrus bitch?).

Free For All
The Free For All project was incouraged by the sixties, it involved a bag of weed, 7 male, 7 female Walrus, and a lava lamp, need I say more. After the room was filled with a large amount of canabis smoke the aminals shown no intensions of mating, the Walrus ate a weeks worth of food supplies and finally fell to sleep. The test results from this yet again came back negative.

Broody Mother
Using a series of small children dressed up in baby walrus outfits we placed the children inside the mating chambers with a female and male walrus in a final hope that the Walrus would see how loveable the babies would be and desire there very own. The walrus somehow rejected the cute babies from there pack and crushed them with there powerful tails. (For legal reason we must state that NO real babies were harmed in the progress of these test's )

Barry White Saved Are LiveOK lets face it they wasn't exactly some of the greatest tests we could have done but when you restricted to a £70 budget what do you expect. Atleast we gave it at shot and the all important thing is we found a postive plan that can help rebuild the Walrus population to its original content.

Barry White may have sadly passed away and is no longer with us, but from this successful experiment he's done a whole lot of good in his lifetime, not only has he proven himself in the eyes of many humans he's help saved a large amount of Gods beutiful animals. It seems that Barry White really lived up to his title as "The Walrus of Love" though are heart go out to the family, friends and loved ones of Mr. White his spirit will live on for many, many years in the almost exstinced Atlantic Stone Walrus that he saved.

Thank You Barry White Rest In Peace.