Alright its come to my attention that the majority of superheros really do suck, don't get me wrong there is a few good ones out there that know how to kick ass but there's also some bad ones, Take Batman and Robin for example I know i've bad mouthed them in the past and and its because they diserve it there absolute rubbish they don't even have superhuman abilities or good weapons there just a pair of tits with a shit car and a rope for scaling builting with now exactley SUPER are they. Another example is Daredevil what does the advantage of being def have over a normal superhero, he's got better hearing and the ability to read brail big fucking deal thats no advantage over an evil villian trying to take over the world. Ok heres the deal me and a few others at CFUS have created the Worlds worst gang of superheros that will make even the likes of Batman and Robin look good to inocent bystanders.

Captain Kilt
The secret love child of Captain Kurk and Scotty is "Captain Kilt" Armed with his Scottish pride Captain Kilt the Skirt wearing Scotsman flashes his ginger hair covered crown jewels at his foes making them flee in terror, and if thats not scary enough for you he backed up by the ghost of the dead cat that used to be in Coranation Street.
Submitted by Instigator

Tony the Trouserless Terror
Wearing nothing on his lower half other than a pair of Y-fronts and slipper, Tony the touserless terror is sure to have you shaking in your pants once he's finished with you, the one eyes gun slinger is the worst shot in the world and could hit a donkey's arse with a banjo.
Submitted by Instigator

The Hooded Racist
Only intrested in saving white guys from the EVIL black people, the hooded racist clobbers his enemies with his good old trusty baseball bat. But any when his foes are defeated he leave the tradititonal flaming cross.
Submitted by Instigator

Roler Disco Man
Comes complete with porno tash, roller skates and microphone. Rollerdisco man seduces his arch rivals with his cover version of Robbie Williams's - Angels, Billy Joel's - Uptown Girl and the all time favourite Lady in Red by Chris de Burgh. Enough to make any grown man brake down into tears.
Submitted by Instigator

Chaz The Almighty Ass Raper
Armed with his super speed pink vibraters and his studded arm bands (for extra feeling when he's elbows deep in your ass) Chaz The Almighty Ass Raper is a formidable foe for any Nemesis.
Submitted by BassPlayinUK

Darnel the Pucking Phaggot
Is it a bird, is it bloke, not its a winged transexual armed with a deadly ice hockey stick to blast pucks at its enemies.
Submitted by Jakez

The Flaming Homosexual
Supplied with his blazing hands of fire the flaming homosexual chargrills his opponents, to stop injuring himself he wear's his custom built lycra hotpants, pink vest and slipon shoes.
Submitted by NERD

Drama Queen of the Month
He's armed with everything from butterfly wings to monkey, the dramatic superhero take even the smallest of action's into an amazing adventure, like to time he changed the fuse in the fusebox when the lights in his house went out.
Submitted by Harley

Rabbi Pain
Faster than a speeding luxury car
More powerful than Oprah
Able to leap most pawn shops in a single bound
"Look, over there waiting in line at the deli! It's Mel Brooks! It's Adam Sandler! No, it's Rabbi Pain!"
Submitted by Trampus

Cman
Armed with nothing more than humour and vast amount of pornography cman defeats his opponents such as Celine Dion and Brian Adams and makes Canada a respectable place.
Submitted by Bartman

If you feel you'd like to submit your very own Worlds Worst Superhero heres the programme we used to make our attempts. UGO Hero Machine just come back and e-mail them to me and i'll get them up ASAP.