Yeah, you know what I'm talking about every village has some of these idiots who like to spend all day outside the school gates in the Boy'd up cars trying to pick up 15 year old schoolgirls and also spend every Friday and Saturday night driving round town centers trying to pick up drunken loose women which they think will have sex with them just because they've got a £1,000 sound system in a £200 car.
I'm not gonna slag off every XR3i driver because this grilling isn't about them, what im really looking for is the majority of them who act like complete tossers and spend every penny they've got either insuring a car or doing it up (so to speak) just trying to impress 15 year old schoolies.
XR3i's are quite fast cars and actually seem worth doing up and creating a fast look (No, I dont own one), but these idiots who drive Saxo's and Corsa's and try to achieve the same thing, Why? whats the point of making a 1.1 litre engined car look like a sports car when everybody already knows it can't go faster than 70mph. Sure it may look quite good to there pathetic drivers when he or she's speeding around 30mph zones at 50mph, but once they get on the motor way there gonna be either stuck in the slow ass left hand lane full of lorries or blocking other people from overtaking them.
After spending 1,000's upon 1,000's of pounds of hard earned cash what have you got? So you've crammed your wheel archers with some 14" Rims (max size Corsa's and Saxo's take), dropped your suspension, added a large exhustpipe the same size as a waste paper bin and added a dump valve. What have you achieved? Fuck all but a racket, you've got some farty little go cart wheels, a car that feels every bump in the road because you've fucked your suspension up, a constant annoying noise everytime you exelerate coming from your exhustpipe and a hissing noise everytime you change gears. Sounds like you've just spent £3,000 on what you used to get free out of cerial boxes, I'm talking about Spokie Dokies, They did the exact same thing as you've achieved but the main thing is they was "Free" (I'm still mentally scared from them) they never made your bike faster, they created a lot of noice and at some point when you come to hate them (after about 5 minutes) its gonna cost you another furtune, just like spokie dokie's did, when the bastard things wouldn't come of your wheels so you had to purchase some more just to get rid of the constant clicking.
Its because of these fucking halfwits that insurance for anyone under the age 25 is sky high, just leave a car as it is, stop fucking about with it and stop pissing me off you bunch of fuckin' money wasting morons.
