As you can probably guess by the title of this article its all about the great british tradition of fox hunting. After 30 years of debating in Febuary 2005 fox hunting has finally been made illegal, now annoying rich toff's can stop prancing around our countrysides on horseback shooting innocent animals all for the sake of calling it a sport. Yes I said sport, how the hell can these rich bastards class this as a sport. To me sport usually involves athletic abilities or atleast remotley involve some sort of skill required. Fox Hunting has possibly nothing to do with either, all they do is sit on a horse and follow a pack of specially trained hounds while they attempt to kill and eat wild foxes, if you can class this as sport you could probably even lable darts, sailing, power walking and hobo racing as sports if thats the case.
I'm not one of these hippies against cruelty to animals and only eat a small variety of plants and a selection of grasses like some sort of demented herbivore, Don't get me wrong I love animals especially pork, veal, chicken and beef but there not killed using rediculas methods just for the sake of naming it a sport. It's not just the cruelty to animals bit of this sport I dislike, what I hate more than the brutality is the general toffery of it, all these rich people wearing bright red jackets, tall hats and everyone speaking like a World War II fighter plane pilot's use phrses "Jolly good show old boy" and "Spiffing" just like the only one British accent that can be found in american films thanks to Hugh Grant.
The toffs say foxes are vermin and they should be exterminated because there a pain against farmers livestock killing there chicken's, hen's, etc. All I have to say to that bullshit its the 20th century goddamnit, theres been and outstanding invension called "Chicken Wire" that could simply provent foxes from eatting there livestock, instead of this horseback gay parade. They also say fox hunting is not just a sport for rich people, oh no, so any normal person with a 9 to 5 can join in, not forgetting the main fact that you have to own a fucking horse, I can only just manage to pay my Tax, M.O.T and insure my car let alone purchse a horse. If i've learnt anything from The Simpsons its that horses are expensive and i'd need a second income to pay for hay, horse shoe's and other shit horses need.
Other than the pure snobbery of this so-called sport that I hate I also dispise its because of the amounts of dogs involved. You may have read some of my previous articles about my hatred towards mans best friend, if not lets just say me and kanines don't get along.
