Into the Flame Pit is gonna have to be the piss troff. What the hell would you people class this piss troff as? I don't know either, its not exactly a urinal and its not a toilet, So what the hell is it? What I'd class it as, is an horrible mess I try to avoid even when drunk. I don't know where all my viewers live exactly but i'm more than sure this vile thing appears in some of your local pubs, clubs, bars, etc.
The Piss Troff
You people just don't know have much I hate these things because whats worst than getting dressed up ready to have a good night on the town after a few pubs down the line and a few pints later you decide that you need to go the toilet. Off you go to the gents room you open the door and see this rancid thing just stood there in the corner stinking of piss. You try to avoid this disaster and goto the cubicles there all locked, Well all apart from the one thats clogged to the brim with vomit, toilet roll and poo. You avoid this clogged mess and deside to brave your chances and risk pissing in the troff of death.
Drunken IdiotYou stand well clear without your cloths touching the rim of the piss troff you wip out your old fella and let nature take its course, now here's the worst bit, when some little punk ass kid who can't handle his beer desides to burst into the toilet, stagger all over the show, bump into you while taking a leek. He them throws out his member and proceeds to spray 6 pints of Stella in your direction into the piss troff without even releasing he's just nearly soaked your trouser and shoes in piss. You leap backwards to avoid the overspray and the risk of your clothes getting piss all over by some drunken fool.
This is where you have 3 options
A) Stand there like an Idiot and let this muppet piss all over you.
B) You can either leave un-noticed and whinge about this disaster to your friends.
C)You can grip this little fuck by the back of his neck and slam his fragile face into the piss troff until you brake most of his teeth stand back point and laugh as hard as possible till your ribs hurt.
The choice is yours?
After you have either soaked yourself in piss, taken someones life or whinged for hours on end to your friends this could have been stopped all by putting a sensible urine facility in the toilet. Whoever invented this thing must have been either a homosexual, a fan of water sports or a weirdo because there quite simply wrong and they should be band from all public buildings, And what the hell are those yellow cubes all about is it some sort of fun game?
Super UrinalNow to me when people say the word "Urinal" this is what I see. Not some dirty, stinking long troff that looks like its there for feeding pigs and has been cleaned in the last 3 years.
Now thats more like it.
Its Shielded, there's no risk of over spray, it looks good and there not so close together. These hightech Urinal's may be a little more expensive than a second hand steel piece of guttering and take up a lot more space than the standard piss troff but its a risk im willing to take. I'd rather have a mintues wait to use the loo than have my trousers and shoes soaked someone else's piss.
