Right people listen up, This Roastings dedicated to all these idiots that think wearing Red Rockports looks good? Do these people not realize they look like the disaster of what would happen if Ronan Keating and Enrique Inglesias had a secret love child. This is gonna be a hard subject to talk about and i'm probably gonna get my ass kicked for this flaming because about 75% of the population where I live wear this vile footwear yet don't realise how daft they look. This clothing is usually the code of a gypsy or a gypsy wannabe and if you ever end up in a fight in my Town you can garantee they WILL be wearing a pair of Red Rockports. 1st up I'm gonna have to grill Rockport because these are the creators of the Doncaster clown shoe and responsible for making lable loving teenagers look like total twats and waste vast amount of money on them at a failed attempt to look like a fasionable gypo. Red Rockports aka "Clown Shoes" can be supported with any type of clothing no matter what the accation so as follows is my guide how you can dress like a Doncaster Bad Boy.

The Dress Code Remotely Smart Look: Consists of a Cream Timberland jumper on top of a Blue Shirt with black jeans and a pair of Red Rockports. Wow

Half Smart Look: Can often be seen by people wearing a Stripped lacoste jumper, black Jeans, a pair of "Clown Shoes". With the addictional option of a 3oz Gold Chain. Now thats Gangsta

Casualish Look: Usually displayed with a pair of tracksuit bottoms tucked into there socks and a zip up sweater or a stripped T-shirt. Shoes and Tracksuit bottoms hah

Whatever Look: Basically what it says, usually consists of a T-shirt or shirt preferably stripped, a pair of black jeans or tracksuit bottoms tucked into there socks and a baseball cap but not just an ordinary baseball cap but a Fred Perry one.

These shoes just match any outfit in your cupboard wheather its playing sport, stealing car radio's or partying on the town the "Clown Shoe" comes propared for any accation. Although I think the only reason these people constantly wear these "Clown Shoes" is because they've paid arround £200 for a pair of the worst looking shoes ever seen plus they can't really afford to throw them away.

What really, really pisses me off is these people are the ones that I described on my Piss Troff article which like to drink themselves stupid, bump into you while your taking a slash also trying to fight anything that moves for no apparent reason. These Red Rockports have become such a stereotype for violent dickweeds the dress code in the clubs has changed and stopped allowing anybody wearing them into the good clubs. One pub's in my Town center set there dress code to NO Rockports, NO Striped Jumpers and NO Mr. T Chains.

And what the Fuck is it with tucking your trousers into your socks, I've never seen anything so rediculas in my life, It just looks as if they've just been for a bike ride. Please stop this shit.